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A very repairful year so far

It seems the 13-year mark of small business is when all your equipment decides to break down, especially if most of it was already almost a decade old when you started (but of course we didn’t own much “new” stuff. We like our equipment already “broken in,” ha!). We’ve had to do a boat-load of repairs this year. Matt says we can start calling him Jack, as in Jack of All Trades, Master of None. Thankfully he’s super handy and this last decade-plus has taught him a whole bunch about fixin’ stuff, and fixing it fast! He’s a pretty useful fella these days… Guess I’ll keep him. 🙂

It all started during our July delivery to Longview and Marshall. On the way to Longview, we heard some rather icky noises coming from the undercarriage of the Hambulance (our farm delivery vehicle which is a 21-year-old retired Red Cross food distribution truck). He pulled over several times to check things and try to identify where the noise was coming from. Thankfully we try to budget extra time into our delivery days for just such occasions as these when our old farm vehicles are feeling needy.

Matt determined it was non-critical and coming from the e-brake, so he temporarily disabled it and we managed to get through our drops and get back home. One funny excerpt from the day was when Matt said, “Well, it seems my speedometer has suddenly stopped working!” Trifles! Ha!

Now that happened to be our last delivery of July, leaving a full 2 weeks to investigate, order parts, and make repairs. Driving older vehicles has certain advantages. Things are still mostly mechanical and so can be repaired without much extra technology. But the downside is that at some point the parts become obsolete and hard to find. One of the main parts was on backorder, but amazingly was able to ship out ahead of schedule. Whew!

Matt diligently went to work as often as he could to get the ambulance drive shaft taken apart, busted parts removed (turns out it was a toasted transmission-mounted e-brake bearing… two of them, actually), and new parts ordered. But he had plenty of other stuff to do as well, including rounding up a bunch of turkeys for processing on Monday morning of our “off week” of July. That happened the same Sunday night when I noticed our egg cooler was not quite down to normal temp when I stopped in to grab some eggs for the next morning’s breakfast. It would not have been unusual except that Sundays there is no in-and-out of the egg cooler like the rest of the week, and so no reason the temp should have risen at all.

As a precaution, we moved the most thermally fragile products out and Matt checked out the unit and made some adjustments. Again, thankfully Matt has learned so much through these years of shoestring business ownership. Our local refrigeration expert finally retired a few years ago (in his 70s???) but had mentored Matt along the way to help him be able to do many of his own maintenance things on refrigeration.

Monday morning the temp had not recovered, but still was in the safe range, and we had to switch gears and deal with turkey processing, which would take most of the day. We took the whole family down with us and everyone did a stellar job. Forty more gorgeous turkeys in the freezer! We’ll be releasing these into inventory soon….

Meanwhile I had posted info about our farm store job opening, so we were getting all sorts of calls and emails about that. Eeek! Emails and messages were piling up and I was busy bagging turkeys! And Matt was due to receive 1600 baby broiler chicks on Wednesday morning and still had a brooder house to prep for that. But out of nowhere, our hatchery called and asked if they could delay this batch until Monday of the following week. YES PLEASE!

Monday evening we decided to move everything out of the egg cooler, so we stuffed eggs into every refrigerated space we could find on the farm. Here’s how you fit 3 cases of eggs into a single fridge shelf:

I was getting nervous because I had placed a big order with Azure Standard, our main dairy supplier, and had about 350 pounds of delicious cheese and butter headed to me on an 18-wheeler with no way to cancel or postpone it, and I only had about 48 hours to figure out what to do with it all with no big walk-in cooler. I’m going over options in my head. Could I rent temporary cooler space in a local restaurant? Do I need to find a commercial cold storage place in a bigger city like Shreveport or Tyler? Should I go to Lowe’s and buy a couple more refrigerators? Even then, how would I get them home? Our ambulance was still down for repairs, and of course Matt was busy trying to repair the egg cooler and it didn’t make sense to stop to drive to town to buy fridges or move product off site. We even considered routing some freezer air into the cooler, but any stop-gap solution only stole time from getting the real solution accomplished. We would proceed with the repair.

Matt got the parts picked up Tuesday morning and started repairs. By Tuesday afternoon he had everything installed and was ready to test it. Now it was a wait-and-see game. I packed up my frozen orders that would be going to Tyler that week (it was a relief to know the freezer was still working after June’s fiasco!). I wondered how we would pull that off—our only other delivery-worthy vehicle was the 15 passenger van, but a normal Tyler order collection simply wouldn’t fit in there unless we removed a couple rows of seats (more time away from the solution!). The ambulance repair was close, and the remaining parts arrived Saturday and Monday, but now Matt was busy dealing with this even-more-urgent egg cooler issue.

Suddenly I had an idea! I could split up our Tyler drops and drop off Granary’s order a day early. This would solve both the issue of not having a large enough running delivery vehicle, and it would offload 10 cases of eggs, freeing up just about the exact amount of refrigerator space I would need for my Azure order. I contacted the manager there to make sure that was ok, then I loaded up the kids and we did it all in one big loop—dropped off Granary, and headed to Marshall to pick up our order from Azure. Matt stayed home to continue monitoring the cooler. I stopped in to say goodbye to him and he looked a little frightened when he saw me, and asked, “What??” I said, “I came to tell you goodbye!” He sighed, “Oh, I thought you were going to tell me something was wrong with the van!” Poor guy is a little shell-shocked, I guess!

Off we went and Matt finished up his repairs. The cooler temperature was finally dropping! When I got home, I did my employee interviews and hired Kathryn!

The next day we drove to Tyler again to meet up with our customers. It was kind of neat because we got to take all the kids with us in the van and make a bit of a family day of it. The really neat thing about this business is that it does involve the whole family, and our hope is that the children will grow up and become your farmers, too, right alongside us, and then continue carrying the torch with their own families someday if they so choose that path.

What was wrong with the egg cooler? Well, actually, this particular condenser/evaporator setup was given to us (it needed some fixing up), so it was already a little old. (Fits right in with the rest of the equipment, I suppose…) Matt replaced all the replaceables and was able to identify where the malfunction was, although it was rather puzzling. Turns out that the previous owner had it sort of “throttled down” by using two methods of restriction, rather than the usual one. Matt was amazed that he was able to find it. Just this little tiny thing called a restrictor. Looks like a fat copper washer. The cause of all the trouble. I guess the heat and age finally just got to the whole system and caused a breakdown!

We are praising God for watching over all these details this week as He always does. So that’s a little glimpse of what it’s like around here. Might help explain why we sleep so soundly at nighttime. God’s got this all worked out. We just keep putting one foot in front of the other!

 

Long John Gets a Job

Sometimes our life here at the farm feels like an experiment of epic proportions. I think it’s partly that because we are a family-run farm, things change every day because WE change every day. The kids are growing to be more and more a part of farm happenings. They seem to love every minute of it and are always listening for Matt to come in and say, “Would you like to come with me?” The answer is always yes!

So we feel extremely blessed, that though the work is hard and seems to sometimes move at a snail’s pace, making the end of the to-do list so far away that you hardly believe it’s even there (maybe it’s not, ha!), what a joy it is to share this life with our kiddos, teaching them the skills they need to succeed, whether in the future of this farm, or some other venture of their own.

Part of involving them is trying to take a little time to just enjoy the space we are in. That usually looks like Sunday afternoon walks. We go exploring different areas on the farm—sometimes the pond, sometimes the cow paddock, sometimes the woods. This time we took an old trail that we haven’t explored in a while. There were neat old grapevines struggling to reach the sunshine on the other side of a very tall canopy of pines and holly trees. No grapes, sadly. But there was an interesting old gorge and lots of American beauty berry. I didn’t take many pictures because at first it felt like a same-old walk in the woods. Enjoyable for us, but not that interesting for blog material. But I did snap a few photos of the kids monkeying around.

 

It was an ordinary, peaceful evening walk. Until…

We had finished our frolic and started back up the hill toward home. We took a slightly different path—why, who knows. There really weren’t any paths, actually, just the occasional passage through the brush, so you pick the one of least resistance. Suddenly, there on the ground was a huge pile of feathers. Very clearly chicken feathers. OUR chickens’ feathers, and it certainly seemed to be from more than one bird. The light-red feathers of our young layer flock were here located over a quarter mile from where the chickens were SUPPOSED to be.

Matt had suspected some predation was going on, and recently got a skunk that had invaded the chicken pen. But this was the work of no skunk. It was a larger animal, something capable of carrying its prey a long distance. We have our ideas of what it might be. But the main goal instantly became: secure chicken pen. We headed that way next.

We have been long-time advocates of keeping a livestock guardian dog in with pastured hens. There are so many different chicken predators in Texas that a nice mellow breed like Great Pyrenees, though it is super rare that they ever actually have to FIGHT a predator, their imposing presence is great insurance against attacks. And their favorite activity is to stay up all night and bark at the darkness, as any Pyrenees owner will affirm. Haha!

Now, the thing about the livestock guardian dogs is that they mostly only protect the chickens INSIDE the pen. Sometimes our hens get to feeling extra-adventurous and literally “fly the coop!” Oh, they stick around. All the good stuff is inside the pen—the food, the water, the shade, plus 600 of your closest friends… I think maybe they just get excited and flap around and suddenly find themselves on the outside, trying to get back in! When we arrived, sure enough, there were two little red hens hanging around on the outside of the fence. Come dusk, they’d be some coyote’s chicken-dinner-for-two, so we have learned a little trick for this situation, too. Our two oldest sons each grabbed one of the escaped chickens. The oldest pulled out his Swiss army knife and trimmed down her flight feathers on one side. This is 100% painless—just like cutting your fingernails! And the hen can still use her wings to land and coast. It just keeps her from being able to completely lift off and get over the fence.

Back into the paddock after her little haircut, and hopefully she’ll learn to remain safely inside the fence where she belongs, even after her feathers grow back in. I don’t know that she left a tip for her stylist, though. 😉 

As for the predators that are daring enough to cross the fence themselves, well it just so happens that we have a rather goofy but very large and intimidating Pyrenees named Long John Slobber. Named, well, because he slobbers, but also because he is HUGE, with a super long tail to match. You’ll have met him if you’ve come out to the farm store within the past few months. He used to guard a different flock of hens until they retired last spring, and he’s been out of a job since.

Long John is pretty shy and only has a slight enjoyment of patting. Our oldest son, the resident animal whisperer, was able to get a collar on him, but Pyrs don’t like leashes so much. And he’s well over 100 lb, so carrying him to the chicken pen wasn’t an option, either.

But Long John had to go back in with those hens. Predators never decrease unless conditions change. Things looked pretty grim if we didn’t take some kind of action. Word would surely get out that there’s a free chicken buffet located at Shady Grove Ranch, and we’d soon be lacking a very important flock of chickens! 

The two farm dogs, Shadow and Long John, enjoy following us around on our walks, so they followed us down near the hens. Matt tried unsuccessfully to grab Long John’s collar, and away he went. So we tried a different method—Matt opened up the chicken fence and set it up around the two dogs (and us). Then he carried Long John into the middle of the chicken paddock while Shevi and I reinstalled the fence.

I didn’t get the memo that the still-standing portion of the electric fence was still energized, so when I took the “cold” fence and tried to attach it to the other, I got quite the zap! Whoops! Matt then demonstrated how to reconnect them without getting shocked. “You just touch it between pulses!” He lives for a thrill, ha! I’ll pass and stick to writing stories about other people playing with electric fences!

We stayed for a bit longer while Long John settled in, watching the kids play hide-and-seek in the tall grass. Tevka volunteered to be “it,” so the other four went to hide. They were shockingly hard to find, until Danny sneezed, and then the grass around him started wiggling. I laughed and laughed as Tevka ran over and tagged him, and then he resumed cruising around his yellow dump truck while she proceeded to find the others.

The next morning, all seemed well. Long John seemed content with his new employment. Hopefully that’s the last pile of feathers we find for a while! The experiment continues…

The Things We Say During Cattle Work

Farming provides an almost endless supply of hilarious inside jokes and quotable little sayings. It seems we live very much “on the edge” and “by the seat of our pants,” never knowing what challenges the day will bring. One of my favorites you can find on various t-shirts and mugs, and it reads something like this, “I’m sorry for what I said while we were working cows.”

The average city-slicker doesn’t really know what it means to “work cows,” and I suppose it varies from farm to farm.

Since, unlike the very large majority of cattle farms (even many of the self-named “natural” ones), we don’t use pharmaceuticals routinely in our cattle, the only real reason we would need to move a bunch of them through the cattle chute all at once is to do some annual herd maintenance, such as when we need to castrate young bulls that aren’t ideal for breeding, or to put on ID tags on the new calves so we can track genetic lines and better manage our herd, and to check exposed cows (as in, “exposed to bull”) for pregnancy status. So that makes for roughly twice a year that we “work cows” as a scheduled thing, and the chute provides a safe restraining location so we can perform necessary procedures and nobody gets hurt.

But actually, we weren’t even really performing procedures this time, so we didn’t use “the chute” at all. We just used the working pens, which are sturdy, permanent cow-proof enclosures with lots of closeable exits and holding pens. Very convenient for sorting live animals the same size as a small car!

Our mission: To separate eligible breeding females (and their unweaned calves) from the rest of the herd in order to turn them out to pasture with the bulls!

So why wouldn’t we just breed every female available? I guess you’re about to get a crash course in cattle-breeding 101!

See any family resemblance?

There are many possible reasons we might remove a breeding-age female from the breeding herd. Disqualifications might include things like lack of motherly instinct, poor milk production (no, we don’t milk the cows, but we can tell if they produce adequate milk because of how well their calves grow!), or just plain-out crazy behavior. One nutso cow can make the whole herd nervous and difficult to work with. And interestingly… it turns out that most of the time, their calves grow up to be nutso, too! So we tend to file those in “freezer camp candidates” to make everyone’s life less stressful.

Another little management tidbit is that we do not allow our females to breed until they’re at least 2 years old. Younger than that, and their frames just aren’t developed enough to deliver a healthy-size calf, and they may also have difficulty with milk production once the calf is born.

That means the yearling females “freeload” for an entire year (actually more like 2 years!) while they wait their turn to join the momma herd. What happens to the yearling bulls? Well… there’s no such thing as a chastity belt for cattle, so we go ahead and “promote” the year-old bulls to bulls right along with the big fellas, and that goes just fine. Do they fight? No, actually. They get along fine!

Humorously, the bulls freeload for most of their adult lives. They actually only “work” for 2 months out of the year. This is not typical of beef operations. A lot of producers allow their bulls with the herd for 6 months or more in order to improve calving efficiency and to space out calving over two seasons. But we like a nice tight breeding window so all the babies are born after risk of severe winter weather, but before the intense spring grass growth takes off, lest the babies grow too quickly inside their mommas and make calving more difficult than necessary. Anyway, that means bulls go in for two heat cycles, starting first of July. They stay with the cows 60 days, and then they go on vacation until the next summer!

So during that 2 months, we have to get all the yearling heifers, cull cows, and other misfits, out of the breeding herd, and the best way to get that done is using the sorting pens.

On their way to the working pens!

A few weeks ago, I logged on to my online cattle-tracking software and printed a big list of cows and 2-year-old heifers we want bred and the tag numbers of their unweaned calves. Some of the calves are only 3 months old, so it would be very bad if we accidentally separated them from momma too early. Then I made a big list of all the not-for-breeding females and THEIR calves (because even though they aren’t on the list to produce a 2023 calf, we’d like them to finish raising this year’s calf!). Then I made a list of the yearling heifers, etc, and got everything all squared away. We really like this cattle tracking software and make notes throughout the year of any distinguishing characteristics about specific animals, so that helps when the decision-making time arrives of who to keep or not.

I had all my paperwork ready, and I knew that Matt would suddenly say to me some unknown morning, “I’m going to separate cows today.” That’s how he rolls.

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Now, he could probably do this cattle work by himself. He’s pretty good at running a highly minimalist farm. But I insisted on helping him. He at LEAST needed a gate-opener! So I had my papers ready. I had my boots ready. And sure enough, one morning, off we went to play with the cows!

I would like to emphasize that, like most things that go from theoretical to actual, cows-on-paper is MUCH easier than cows-in-real-life. So often they’ve lost ear tags or want to stick with a particular herd-mate, so sorting is “interesting.” We have a backup ear tag that’s a little metal clip that stays put very well, but our cows don’t like being in that close of contact with their human bosses, so there’s really no way to get eyes on it when they’re out in the open. But Matt knows his cows. He deals with them every day, after all. Even so, the lists really help!

Matt managed to get all the girls he wanted into the breeding group!

I am happy to report that no apologies were necessary after cattle working. We’ve been married more than 16 years now, and you learn how to respect one another and work as a team. But there were still some silly little quips overheard during cattle working:

 “There’s a good chance there are wasps in this ragweed so if you feel a sting get out of there quick!”

“Come on. Let’s go. You can poop later.”

“She won’t go by herself. She’s only got one good eye and she’s nuts.”
“Why don’t we just eat her?”
“That’s a good idea.”

So there you have it. My contribution to cattle work was suggesting to eat Number 513. I’m more of a journalist than a herdswoman. But I like being a help to my hubby even if it means I just open the gate every now and then. Matt did the hard stuff. I just enjoy seeing our cows!

Fun fact: Less-handled cows will rarely approach a human facing them in an assertive posture, so it was much better for me to turn away after opening the gate to get the cows onto the trailer. I used my phone as a rearview mirror in selfie mode!

Kite Day at the Farm

I thought I’d take this opportunity to share about a fun new strategy we are trying this year.  I need help, and lots of it. Housekeeping tends to fall by the wayside during our busy season, but I desire to include hospitality as one of our many activities, and worrying over dirty bathrooms and laundry strewn across the floor is something that certainly inhibits my creativity energy! Plus a messy house is a real morale-killer, and with a family our size, a small mess quickly attracts larger messes and things get out of control fast.

Introducing the Ticket Chore Chart

This is different than previous chore charts and lists I’ve tried. But it is not unique, nor was it my brainchild. I had read about similar methods before, and I finally decided to try it. I am so glad I did.

This New Years, I sat down and created 3 lists—one for each of my biggest kids. It included mostly jobs they already know how to do, plus a few new things I would teach them. It balances their work across 6 days of the week, based on our typical weekly schedule and needs. It includes flexibility for those chores that don’t really have to be done every day, but should at least be checked on in case they need doing. And it includes an opportunity to quickly reclaim the house every evening after a busy day of school, work, and play. We call that part the “House Blitz.”

It fits us and our unique needs. But that’s not the best part.

You see, previously I offered pay as the compensation for a job well done. But I discovered two things about that method: Kids don’t really get that excited about money, at least not in their very young years. Second, Mommies don’t get excited about money, either, when it turns into a “Mommy, can I shop for a toy on your phone?”

I don’t know about you, but my kids are total junk-magnets! They are constantly attracted to the “as seen on TV” type rubbish that is so bright, colorful, and noisy. I know from too much experience, those toys only last a few hours and then there’s only heartache and more garbage to be dealt with. The reward is short-lived and self-defeating.

Setting that aside for a moment… There’s another problem inextricable to farming, and that is finding time for leisure and fun. Don’t get me wrong—we do take the occasional vacation (though sometimes it feels like we just do double the work the week before we leave so we can “not work” for a week, haha). But it’s a rather deadly combination to have two very driven engineers trained in a very grueling university program, with dreams bigger than two lifetimes put together, who have been planted on a brand-new farm with a mile-long task list. It’s hard to accept the fact that we will simply never be able to finish everything that needs to be done. So it can be hard to fit in “just fun” time with family on a regular basis.

Don’t hear what I’m not saying. We get lots of quality time together! For one thing, our 3-times-daily meals together are a treasured blessing that make the sweaty, long hours of farming totally worth it. And there are other times, too—nightly story reading. Delivery trips together. Weekly movie and game night.

But we needed something more. Something extra, outside the routine. It can be hard to feel justified just “playing” when there’s so much left undone. I felt the same way in college while studying engineering. I remember feeling guilty about taking a nap, because I “should have been” working on homework or getting ahead on one of the many semester projects. Not your average college experience, eh? I told you we were crazy!

So I had an idea. Someone gave me the idea, actually. Don’t reward the kids with money. Reward them with FUN TIME. Nothing too complicated or unreachable. Just simple things we always want to do but never “have time.” I made the list. “Play-dough with Mom. Choose the Movie on Movie Night. Stay up 15 Minutes Late. Nature Hike. Go Out for Pizza. Kite Day.”

They earn “tickets” to spend by completing a week’s worth of chores. There are opportunities for bonus tickets for character traits we wish to encourage: “Exceptional Workmanship. Helping Siblings. Exceptional Attitude.” They can pool tickets to earn rewards sooner. And when one gets the reward, all do. There are penalties and a chance to lose tickets, too: “Dishonesty. Poor Teamwork. Bad Attitude.”

I realize it’s probably premature to be singing the praises of this new system, since we’ve been doing it for barely a week. But I can’t express to you how JOYOUS their attitudes have been over chores. And what FUN we had doing our first Kite Day over the weekend. It was beautiful and restful. It’s so different than before!

What’s the difference? I think it’s that since we know the kids have EARNED the reward, we can release the stress of what-am-I-not-getting-done and just relish the leisure time together knowing there was a job well done. Is that weird? Maybe it is. But I wanted to share it anyway in case it helps you in the same way it has helped me. My kids are more excited than ever about helping. I know I can reward them sooner and in a way that is so much more meaningful and long-lasting than some junky overpriced toy. And our house is cleaner than ever! Bonus!

Farming is tough. I think the toughest aspect is the SLOW progress in so many areas. We love seeing things get done. But so many times I feel like a tiny little ant pushing a giant boulder. I absolutely couldn’t do it without my helpers, big and small. Thanks for reading. Happy New Year! And now enjoy the fun photos I took of our adventures during Kite Day!

Jerica

The coyotes had pork for breakfast this week

The coyotes had pork for breakfast this week—and a feast it was, too!

Before your heart starts a-racing in fear for your bacon supply… I’m glad to tell you that the coyotes don’t amount to much of a threat on that front. Actually, it’s PIGS that are our pigs’ greatest threat! Pirate pigs! Wild, barbarian pigs with no manners nor decency, trying to woo our sows and gilts (that’s the girls) away from all the comforts of home. It’s the classic story of the good-for-nothing bachelor slinking his way into the courtyard of the king during the dark of night, and trying to wile away the hand of the princess (or in this case… a bunch of princesses. Hairy ones that love to roll in the mud and stick their noses in the dirt).

via GIPHY

Wild hogs. They’ve been called the bane of Texas wildlife. Why more people don’t make use of this “free food,” I don’t know (or maybe after this experience… I do). We generally don’t have too many issues with them. We’re blessed to have a neighbor that traps them as a big-time hobby. And much of our big-little farm is fenced well enough to keep the stragglers out. But not all. It takes a lot of time and money to build a truly hog-proof fence.  We’re getting there, and many of our boundaries are impenetrable by anything bigger than a skunk, but we’re not arrived yet.

Once in a while a boar will show up, hungry for love. It’s pretty easy to spot fresh sign on the ground. It’s even easier to tell the difference between wild pigs and our plump domestic ones. Matt started noticing some sign on the ground around mid-September and began to up his alert status.

Then one morning around 7, Matt was on the phone with a friend from college who is venturing into farming, hoping to wean himself away from an engineering desk job. They happened to be talking pigs, and Chuck (the friend) was asking Matt’s advice about attending an upcoming pig seminar put on by Joel Salatin of Polyface Farm in Virginia. Oh the irony of it all… Matt was encouraging Chuck to consider it, but cautioned him on one big difference between Virginia and Texas when it comes to pastured pigs, and that is that Texas has a thriving feral hog population, and once in a while you’ll have attempted break-ins. As the words left Matt’s mouth, around the corner walks a wild boar! Matt propped the phone on his shoulder and pulled out his 9mm and took a couple of shots! Missed!

Matt returned from morning rounds and managed to talk me into buying a hog trap. We thought the matter would be fairly cut and dry, and even lined up a friend to come get the pig when we got him. But this boar is different. He won’t go near the trap. But he still comes to visit the girls. So the stalking continues.

Matt began to make it his habit to do his rounds with his Russian Mosin Nagant rifle in hand. One morning, he can hear some porcine flirting happening on the far side of the paddock (and these paddocks are pretty big!). So Matt spends the next hour army-crawling in a covert op to try to sneak up on him. Meanwhile the boar moseys right past Matt’s previous sniper position! Now the boar was between Matt and our own pigs, and according the Gun Safety rules (and common sense), Matt couldn’t take a shot without putting our own pigs at risk. Matt crawled behind a big bushy patch of goatweed and waited. Apparently the boar caught the human scent because when Matt peeped up over the bush, the boar was looking his way. The boar was in range, but there was no way to reposition the rifle without alerting the pig! So Matt quietly pulled out the 9mm again and waited for the boar to come around the corner. Sadly, the pig walked off at an angle and by the time Matt peeped again, he was out of range. The pig gets away again!

This can only mean one thing… WAR!

Matt began stalking the pig daily with his rifle. He also began to be concerned that his rifle wasn’t sighted in properly. The Mosin was a mass-produced rifle and was equipped with a very steep trigger pull of 10 pounds, which makes it rather inaccurate. Matt brought in an expert—another college buddy and fellow gun collector, who happens to be a retired Marine. Titus loaned Matt his souped-up Mosin with archangel stock and custom trigger. They did some target practice, and sure enough, with these minor equipment improvements, Matt could indeed hit a bullseye—who knew! 😉

Over the next days, the boar was spotted and Matt had him in sight, but at the long distances he was positioned from, Matt couldn’t positively identify him against our own pigs. It’d be a shame to kill one of our own pigs that had escaped from their paddock by some weird accident!

Normally, killing a boar is fairly cut and dry. He might get in, hang around like one of the gang, then at feeding time, Matt would pop him off with little trouble at all. But this boar is different. He is one wary dude.

October arrived and we thought our lives were never going to be rid of this pesky wild pig. It was an ever-present fear because at any moment, that pig could clobber our electric fences and take the whole herd with him, creating one major bacon shortage. Talk about stress!

One Sunday morning, Matt went out at dawn to hunt, again. When he arrived, he heard pigs in the woods out to right of the paddock—weird… Had an entire herd of wild pigs invaded? Then he spotted a big pig in front of him—that’s not a wild pig… that’s ours! Now the covert op is off—it’s rescue mission time! The best way to recapture a domestic pig is to play it cool, so Matt nonchalantly went into breakfast-time mode. Every one of our 25 pigs was out, so Matt spent the next who-knows-how-long getting them all back in. Thankfully it worked and it was time to finish feeding everyone. He walked up on one of our sows laying down, and just on the other side of her was a black, scraggly ear sticking up—the boar!

Matt drew his pistol and took a shot. But the boar RAN OFF! How???

Matt returned, frustrated and tired. He determined that he must take this pig out, once and for all, and it would have to be under cover of night.  We did manage to get to church that morning, but Matt was brooding over the worry of his pigs escaping any moment. When we returned home, Matt headed out to Academy Sports to buy a night vision scope. The gun personnel mounted it to his rifle, and he returned to the ranch just as the sun set. Another day lost to this pig.

He managed to sight the gun in and then after night fell, he headed down for what he hoped would be the final hunt. Sure enough, there’s the boar. Matt shoots! He MISSES AGAIN! He discovered that the worker at Academy had not mounted the scope correctly. It had come loose and was no longer calibrated. “If you want something done right…” Back to square one!

Scope fixed and sighted in, Matt continued to check the paddock, armed, 3-4 times per day. The boar had obviously grown bolder and danger of herd escape was imminent.

The Mosin he had borrowed, though accurate, is heavy and ideal for shooting long range from the prone position, not so much for freestanding short-range shots. So during his routine check this past Tuesday, opportunity arose when the pig happened to walk right in front of Matt. He fired from the standing position.  But the pig ran off! Matt had missed AGAIN! Whatever aspirations Matt may have had in life, it seems ending as a famous sniper is not one of them. The long battle would continue…

The next day, there was no sign on the ground, and no sighting.

Wednesday Matt went out again before dawn with the night scope, hoping to end it once and for all. Too many hours had already been spent. He was tired. I was tired. It was a frustrating experience with no clear ending.

While watching, Matt heard some coyotes in the forest nearby. They were louder than usual—it sounded like they were fighting. Fighting over something.

There was still no pig.

I had started to think we’d be battling this pig forever. It had been over a month. So many hours. And still no clear path forward. Such is the farm life. Sometimes we face insurmountable odds. Sometimes it’s exhausting, both bodily and emotionally! During one of Matt’s long days out, and it seemed like every spare moment was spent trying to get rid of this pest, the kids and I prayed for some confirmation that the pig was no more, that the battle would end and not carry on forever.

Thursday we did our Longview and Marshall deliveries, and Matt knew it’d be tight timing with a hunt before our departure, so he went ahead and put his “town clothes” on under his hunting attire early that morning.

Matt and I were still both tense about the situation. I asked over and over if it was possible if he had hit the pig. But there wasn’t blood. Could it be the aim was that off? It didn’t seem to add up. Matt went to check on the pigs for maybe the hundredth time since this all occurred, and this time he decided to track that coyote activity to see exactly what it was they were fighting over.

Sure enough, the coyote-breakfast was pork, fresh-killed by a souped-up Russian rifle. Matt had gotten to know this boar quite well over the past month, and was able to unmistakably identify what was left of the carcass, only 50 yards from where he had taken the hit on Tuesday. Boars are tough. Super tough. Matt’s previous experience had taught him that it’s not uncommon for a boar to have smoke coming out of the bullet wound while he’s still going full speed, even with a high-powered rifle like a Mosin! In this case, he only made it far enough to elude us one more day. But not far enough that we couldn’t get some closure.

A fitting end, we think. Coyotes don’t bother us too much so long as we keep them out of our chicken paddocks. Especially when they clean up after us!

Life returns to normal… for now!

We hope you’ll come meet the now-safe SGR pigs in person at our final farm tour of the year. It’s only 2 weeks away on Saturday, October 27! Sign up here.

–Jerica, the Farmer’s Wife

If you care to see the remains of the pig, including his giant tusks, keep scrolling down. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fall 2018 – Farm Tour!

You asked for it… so here it is: 

One last farm tour for 2018!

We’d love to have you join us for an adventure in learning about where your food could come from: HOW we do this crazy fringe thing of actually raising animals OUTDOORS on green, living grass; and WHY we’ve chosen to go against the grains in so many ways in order to bring you the best food we know how, right here in East Texas! 

This is a consumer-friendly farm tour geared toward getting you excited about supporting a small, local, family farm dedicated to doing things without “-cides,” soy, GMOs, and junk. Farm-wannabes are welcome, too, but you definitely don’t need to have farming aspirations to attend. 🙂

We have had special requests to visit the pigs on this tour, which are pretty far away, so get your walkin’ boots on and trek with us across our big-little farm in Jefferson. We’ll also visit the laying chickens, the last batch of broiler chickens of the year, and the cattle herd. We get GREAT feedback about the tours. Will you join us? Order your tickets today! 

Order tickets here

Paid admission gets you 10% off your purchase that day, excepting stuff that’s already-on-sale, bulk deals, and special orders (like turkeys). We’ll have a market table set up after the tour, or you can skip the line and order early online. For this latter option, choose “On Farm” pickup, and mention in the comments during checkout that you plan to attend the tour and we’ll apply the 10% discount to all eligible items in your order. Call with questions! 903-665-7076.

Egg Processing with the Whole Family

I’m not sure what people envision exactly, when they think about the modern farm family’s daily farming tasks. It varies widely from farm to farm, of course, but for us, one task that we do very frequently together is collect and process eggs from our mobile-pastured hens. It’s a little more complicated than just scooping up a few “cackleberries” and putting them into cartons to sell. Because we really want to raise the hens on living pasture, it is imperative that the hens get moved to new ground often so they don’t kill the vegetation in their old paddock. Not to mention the intense manure build-up that happens when you leave any animal in one place for too long!

So we move the hens a couple of times a week, which means their house moves, too. Which means we have to travel to wherever their house happens to be to collect said eggs. But there are, oh, roughly 700 chickens laying in the ballpark of 500 eggs per day, which then have to be transported from the “wilderness” back to our nice, clean, dry egg-processing room. So that’s what we do each day at the end of the day after the chickens have finished their work and are preparing to settle in for the night.

Unfortunately the hens don’t always get the memo that customers like clean, uncracked eggs with pretty little brown (or green!) shells. On rainy days (which have been in abundance this spring!), we tend to see a lot of mud tracked in from the field. I guess the hens didn’t learn to wipe their little dirty birdie feet. 

So we do our best to field-sort the eggs into clean/dirty/cracked baskets, and then haul them back to the egg room for further inspection, cleaning, and packaging. Our jobs are further complicated by state requirements that we sort the eggs by size and “grade” (the size of the little air cell inside the egg). So after egg collection is when the real fun begins!

If you’ve been following our farm adventure recently, you know we have 4 young kiddos (oldest is 7!), with another on the way any day now, and we love to get them involved in what we’re doing… being that iconic farm-schooling family and all 😉 So the kids help us process eggs a few times per week, which, to my surprise, has been one of my greatest sources of pride and excitement about raising these little people into skilled, thoughtful, hardworking bigger people. My mommy-heart just swells with pride as I watch them grow in independence and self-confidence. You could liken it to polishing silver or something–it’s hard and takes a long time and a lot of elbow grease, but boy, is it gorgeous when it really starts to shine!

Anyway, I thought I’d take you on a fun photo tour of the Egg Room with the kids. Enjoy!

The first stage (after sorting) is washing the dirties. Axl works hard to keep his “hopper” full and helps alert us when a bundle of washed eggs emerge from the machine, ready to be transported to the next stage…

…then someone tall comes over and loads up the clean eggs from the conveyor and sets them in front of the fan to dry for a bit. Momma and Dadda usually tag-team this job. It’s a pretty fast-paced one because Axl is getting so good at loading up his egg-hopper!

The next stage is checking for cracks and anomalies. Shevi is great at focusing on the job and making sure he gets eyes on every side of every egg. He’s now better at spotting cracks than I am!

In fact, he’s so good at the concentration element of his task, that when I kept pestering him to look at the camera, he finally said, “Hold on! I have to finish checking all the eggs!” Oh right. Great job, kiddo! Gotta love that 7-year-old cheesy smile! 😉

After the eggs get checked for cracks, they are individually weighed (by our handy-dandy 70-year-old all-steel grading machine!) and sorted by size. A human (in this case, me!) then does one last visual check and packs them into cartons by size.

Each carton is labeled and dated and then moved to refrigeration. That’s a lot of eggs! Good work, chickens!

You may be wondering about the other half of our children–the youngest half. Yep, they’ve been with us the whole time. Their job is to keep each other and the farm dog, Toby, company on the “front porch” of our little egg room.

We hope you enjoy eating the eggs as much as we enjoy producing them! Thanks for supporting real, family farms!

Just for fun – Springtime Farm Babies

Just for fun, I thought I’d post some cute springtime farm pictures of babies from the farm. Because seeing baby anything makes people happy. 🙂

Don’t be confused about LYE soap!

Soap: What’s with the lye?

I cannot tell a lye… (I know, very punny, right? I couldn’t resist!)

I want to talk to you about lye soap. A lot of people hear farmers like me talking about our good old-fashioned lye soap, and their minds instantly picture a harsh, abrasive, chemical concoction used for tanning leather, stripping paint, and cleaning dirty words out of teenagers’ mouths.

Then those of us who choose sustainably raised oils, like lard, start talking about our lard soap, and I guess folks get the idea that they’re going to smell like a pork rind after bathing!

Neither is the case with our old-fashioned lard-lye soap!

All soap starts with fat and lye. Every single grease-cutting potion on the market, from bars to liquids to foam. You probably don’t have time for a chemistry lesson, so suffice it to say that all soap is made of a fat that has been chemically transformed (by lye) into this super-cool molecule that can grab ahold of grease particles and wash away cleanly in water. A well-made soap will contain no lye at all. It gets all used up in the (wait for it) saponification process (there’s your chemistry lesson!). When fat gets turned to soap, the catalyst is lye, and what is left is a beautiful bar of cleansing power, with unique characteristics based on the fats contained therein.

So how gentle could lard-lye soap be?

Well, here’s what one customer said about our soap:

“That soap is amazing. I would like to deem myself a natural soap expert due to me trying almost everyone I could find in the Tri-State area. Seriously, due to my allergies & skin irritations I can’t tolerate mainstream/big box stores soaps & body washes. I’ve hunted on the internet and every arts & crafts fair or outdoor markets for homemade, natural soaps around. And to be fair, I’ve found some decent ones, but there always seems to be a downside like drying out my skin, or the soap magically evaporates after two days. Oh and the best of all, the pretty ones have too much dye or coloring agent that defeats the purpose of being natural. Your soap far exceeded my expectation of moisture, lather & scent. My skin feels terrific!! I don’t have the dry, itchy feel by 11 o’clock after I take my morning shower. I am only 3 days into the use of the soap & I am ecstatic over the instant results on my skin. I finally feel moisturized!!! … I don’t think that I have EVER felt this big of a change in my skin in so little time… I have the same great results on my face. I am over-the-moon excited about this soap!!”

As a fun, stress-relief project (ha!), I have started making pretty gift labels for our soaps. If you’d like to gift bars as a gift, you can add the beautification factor before placing the soap in your cart.

But if you’re just stocking up so you can enjoy the benefits of pure lard soap, you can save money by going naked! (On the bar of soap, I mean!)

Happy ..er… washing! (And happy eating!)

2016 Turkey Time

I find it to be a great comfort that we get to start thinking about the winter holidays in the dog days of hot East Texas summer. July means turkeys are already on pasture, foraging away to build up the centerpiece of the Thankgiving feast. 

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If you’re new to our operations, here’s a little bit of info on Shady Grove Ranch Turkeys.

How We Raise Our Turkeys

Our turkeys are totally pasture-raised. But what is more important and sets us apart from many other “free-range” or even “organic” operations is that our birds are actually on real green growing grass. Not a dirt yard, not a concrete pad, not a warehouse piled high with smelly litter. The birds live in a large mobile hoop roof which is moved daily to fresh new ground. The “ground” consists of live growing vegetation–mostly grass, but lots of native herbs, legumes, and other forage crops. The turkeys get lots of fresh air and space to roam, but are still protected from the many predators in our area (skunks, coyotes, hawks, owls, dogs, etc). 

What Our Turkeys Eat

Birds are not like cows–they cannot get all their required nutrients from vegetative forage alone. For this reason, we give them free-choice access to an oat-and-peanut-based feed that contains no soy, no genetically-modified grains, and no antibiotics. Perhaps most important of all is that we do not feed any arsenic-based medications or feed additives, which are commonly used in turkeys to improve weight gains and prevent disease. Lots of issues are solved by keeping birds outdoors on fresh ground rather than cooped up in a toxic atmosphere on soiled litter. 

Do Our Turkeys Get Hormones?

Any “hormone-free” claim made by poultry producers is a little misleading–all poultry is required to be raised without hormones. But of course we feel like it should be said that ours is not raised with hormones, either.

How Are Our Turkeys Processed?

Our turkeys are processed by hand without the use of bleach, irradiation, or mechanical evisceration. This makes for a cleaner, safer, and tastier bird. 

Will You Be Able To Tell The Difference?

We sure hope so! We get great feedback on our turkeys. They are flavorful and moist, and best of all, they cook faster than conventionally-raised birds! You don’t have to do much to make our turkeys delicious.

Yes, they are expensive. And they are a challenge to raise! It takes a little over twice as long to raise a turkey as a broiler chicken, which means more days of labor, more cumulative time battling the predators. We enjoy the stories about how customers enjoyed their special bird and enjoyed sharing the special story about where they got it and who raised it for them. 

How Do You Reserve A Turkey for 2016?

This is your invitation to claim a turkey. They will be ready in early- to mid-November. We aim to harvest the turkeys by our first routine deliveries of November, but the reality is that they are outdoor livestock and may grow more slowly than we plan. We will be in touch with our reservees to make arrangements to get you your bird by Thanksgiving. 

To get on the Reserved List, you must pay a $30 deposit. You can do that by mail, or you can pay with your next order during our routine deliveries or at farmers market. We’re only taking 75 spots this year, so hurry!

Pricing

Our pricing will remain the same this year and will vary based on the size of the birds: 

Small: up to 14.99 lb, $5.00 per pound. (Estimated price range $50 to $74.95 per turkey)

Average: 15-18.99 lb, $4.50 per pound. (Estimated price range $67.50 – $85.46 per turkey)

Large: 19-24 lb, $4.00 per pound. (Estimated price range $76 – $96 per turkey)

Disclaimers

We will do things just a touch differently this year because we had to do a bit of wild-goose-chasing last year to get everyone’s turkey out the door. We’re not interested in ripping anyone off, but we can only allow so much time for the marketing and distribution of the turkeys. I don’t want to have to sell any turkeys twice! After all, there’s an awful lot to do around here!

All reserved turkeys must be picked up and/or paid for prior to Thanksgiving. If they are not picked up or paid for by November 22, 2016, they will be sold and your deposit forfeited. If you want us to hold your turkey until Christmas, you must pay in full by November 22. If the birds are not picked up by December 23, 2016, payment and deposit become non-refundable and we will pass your bird on to someone in need. 

We will be in touch with folks who have reserved a turkey to make pickup arrangements starting in early November. 

Go reserve your turkey!